Amusing Banter
Mar. 31st, 2012 09:31 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
"You're so terribly British," Lestrade murmured against the back of Mycroft's neck.
"Am I?" Mycroft glanced sideways at Lestrade's cheek, though he could see his eyes more properly in the mirror.
"You are painfully British. English, in fact." Lestrade insisted.
"Whereas you are, by distinction, French." Mycroft allowed a smile.
"Mais oui," Lestrade murmured, tucking Mycroft's watch into his pocket. "Parce que je vis pour le moment seul, et je ne regrette pas me permettre de tout genre."
"Votre français est terriblement littéral."
"Oh, bite your tongue," Lestrade scolded, grinning, his hands looped around Mycroft's waist. "God, you're posh. What are you doing today? Conquering some minor island nation?"
"Classified," Mycroft said smoothly.
"Of course," Lestrade rolled his eyes. "Will you be sparing your painfully common boyfriend your company at dinner, Mister Holmes?"
"Possibly." Mycroft squirmed loose and reached for his coat. "If I've the time. Keep alert for a car, Gregory. Nineish. And try not to eat all the doughnuts in the office. It's a gauche stereotype."
"Blow it out your arse," Lestrade retorted, trying not to laugh.
"And a lovely day to you as well, my dear."
"Am I?" Mycroft glanced sideways at Lestrade's cheek, though he could see his eyes more properly in the mirror.
"You are painfully British. English, in fact." Lestrade insisted.
"Whereas you are, by distinction, French." Mycroft allowed a smile.
"Mais oui," Lestrade murmured, tucking Mycroft's watch into his pocket. "Parce que je vis pour le moment seul, et je ne regrette pas me permettre de tout genre."
"Votre français est terriblement littéral."
"Oh, bite your tongue," Lestrade scolded, grinning, his hands looped around Mycroft's waist. "God, you're posh. What are you doing today? Conquering some minor island nation?"
"Classified," Mycroft said smoothly.
"Of course," Lestrade rolled his eyes. "Will you be sparing your painfully common boyfriend your company at dinner, Mister Holmes?"
"Possibly." Mycroft squirmed loose and reached for his coat. "If I've the time. Keep alert for a car, Gregory. Nineish. And try not to eat all the doughnuts in the office. It's a gauche stereotype."
"Blow it out your arse," Lestrade retorted, trying not to laugh.
"And a lovely day to you as well, my dear."
Crème Brûlée as Seduction
Jun. 16th, 2011 01:28 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I do not own Sherlock. The BBC does.
I do not own the characters, they are public domain.
I do not own the kinkmeme (
sherlockbbc_fic), either, I just spend way too much time there these days.
I do not know what is wrong with me.
I do not even ship Mycroft/John.
WhatisthisIdon'teven-
( 'cause I would give sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey/ Your perfect kiss thrills me so/ Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey/ I'll never ever let you go )
I do not own the characters, they are public domain.
I do not own the kinkmeme (
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I do not know what is wrong with me.
I do not even ship Mycroft/John.
WhatisthisIdon'teven-
( 'cause I would give sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey/ Your perfect kiss thrills me so/ Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey/ I'll never ever let you go )
holy crap, Avatar femslash?
Dec. 26th, 2007 04:35 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Azula/Ty Lee, short fics/ficlets/vignettes
"Intimacy"
Don't ask me why, freaking muse will not shut up.
( It's all about me and you/Doing what we do/Tear the floor up, up/Tell them to make room )
****
( They wanna know/Tell them I'm alone/They wanna look/We can give 'em an encore )
****
( Don't stop and let it flow/Let your inhibitions go/It's crazy now/Let's make them/Make a freakshow )
~To Be Continued, probably, omg Azula go away. DX
"Intimacy"
Don't ask me why, freaking muse will not shut up.
( It's all about me and you/Doing what we do/Tear the floor up, up/Tell them to make room )
****
( They wanna know/Tell them I'm alone/They wanna look/We can give 'em an encore )
****
( Don't stop and let it flow/Let your inhibitions go/It's crazy now/Let's make them/Make a freakshow )
~To Be Continued, probably, omg Azula go away. DX
TIN FOIL HAT
Nov. 22nd, 2006 06:09 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Characters: Aang, Zuko
Warning: I hate previews. I hate this fandom. I hate insomnia.
Pairings: Aang/Katara, Zuko/Mai
( I have to defriend aangxkatara and capslock. This fandom blows that much. )
Characters: Aang, Zuko
Warning: I hate previews. I hate this fandom. I hate insomnia.
Pairings: Aang/Katara, Zuko/Mai
( I have to defriend aangxkatara and capslock. This fandom blows that much. )
Maiko Again
Oct. 2nd, 2006 04:32 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Avatar: The Last Airbender; Zuko/Mai WIP for
20_inkspots with
melospiza
T for adult relationships and partial nudity
( The second hand unwinds )
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T for adult relationships and partial nudity
( The second hand unwinds )
4. up so high
Jul. 28th, 2006 03:13 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
by Pseudonym Undercover
( When I'm done with thinking, then I'm done with you. )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
by Pseudonym Undercover
( When I'm done with thinking, then I'm done with you. )
9. the sea
Jul. 26th, 2006 03:39 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: MA
By Pseudonym Undercover
( I was feeling kind of seasick, the crowd called out for more. )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: MA
By Pseudonym Undercover
( I was feeling kind of seasick, the crowd called out for more. )
1. things I should have said
Jul. 26th, 2006 02:25 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Warnings: omfg spoilers, bad ending
Rated: T-MA
By Pseudonym Undercover
a fleshing out of an earlier drabble
( Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love. )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Warnings: omfg spoilers, bad ending
Rated: T-MA
By Pseudonym Undercover
a fleshing out of an earlier drabble
( Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love. )
8. if you want me to
Jul. 25th, 2006 03:03 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
( for
20_inkspots with
melospiza )
( In her eyes, there is nothing I can't do. )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
( for
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( In her eyes, there is nothing I can't do. )
6. if you wanted honesty
Jul. 24th, 2006 06:16 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
(for
20_inkspots with
melospiza
( Men don't like to be called cute. )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
(for
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( Men don't like to be called cute. )
10. emotions arise
Jul. 24th, 2006 05:22 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
( for
20_inkspots with
melospiza )
( The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own. )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
( for
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( The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own. )
2. I wanna be free
Jul. 24th, 2006 04:48 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
(for
20_inkspots with
melospiza )
( Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind )
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T
(for
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( Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind )
Drabbles In Progress
Jul. 21st, 2006 03:56 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Works In Progress for
20_inkspots, none of this is finalized.
light side prompts
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Rating: T-M-MA (ESRB Ratings)
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Written by Pseudonym Undercover
( extremely angry, pasty, pyrokinetic knife-wielding ninja babies )
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light side prompts
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Rating: T-M-MA (ESRB Ratings)
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Written by Pseudonym Undercover
( extremely angry, pasty, pyrokinetic knife-wielding ninja babies )
One Shot Warm-Up
Jul. 20th, 2006 11:14 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
So
melospiza (aka
shes_unreal) has coaxed me into another fandom challenge community.
And this is my warm up for said extravaganza.
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T for off color humor (ESRB Rating System from here on out!)
Title: DENIED
By Pseudonym Undercover
( Basically, I'm complicated. )
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And this is my warm up for said extravaganza.
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Mai
Rated: T for off color humor (ESRB Rating System from here on out!)
Title: DENIED
By Pseudonym Undercover
( Basically, I'm complicated. )
Catch and Release, Chapter 1
Jul. 10th, 2006 04:23 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pairing: Zuko/Sokka
Rated: MA for BDSM, edgeplay, etc
Length: ~8000 words
Cowritten with
shes_unreal and posted at her fic journal. Please read the extensive warning and don't get your panties twisted if it ain't your deal.
Pairing: Zuko/Sokka
Rated: MA for BDSM, edgeplay, etc
Length: ~8000 words
Cowritten with
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Inspired by "Sunspots" by Nine Inch Nails, from With Teeth
Sunspots cast a glare in my eyes
Sometimes I forget I'm alive
I feel it coming and I've got to get out of its way
I hear it calling and I come 'cause I can't disobey
I shouldn't listen and I shouldn't believe, but I do
Yes, I do
( Zuko thinks about Azula. Genfic, hate. )
Sunspots cast a glare in my eyes
Sometimes I forget I'm alive
I feel it coming and I've got to get out of its way
I hear it calling and I come 'cause I can't disobey
I shouldn't listen and I shouldn't believe, but I do
Yes, I do
( Zuko thinks about Azula. Genfic, hate. )
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For the "A young man's geography lessons" challenge at
zukogetslaid, location #9: ancient abandoned ruins, in the rain
( Zuko & Sokka, some shippiness, some porn )
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( Zuko & Sokka, some shippiness, some porn )